GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN.

            Hello.


            HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

            I'm fine. How are you?


            EXCELLENT. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. CAN YOU EXPLAIN
            THE REMOVAL OF YOUR USER ACCOUNT ON JUNE 23RD, 1973?

            People sometimes make mistakes


            YES THEY DO. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

            Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?


            WOULDN'T YOU PREFER A GOOD GAME OF CHESS?

            Later. Right now let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

            FINE.


            

W.O.P.R.